Recipe for the perfect Genesis!

In the spirit of all the food, I thought I'd supply a recipe for your very own Genesis, since I know they're very in demand right now.

Ingredients:

• 5 cups Water
• 2 cups Fat
• 1 1/2 cup talent
• 3 cups self-deprecation
• 2 cups of tears
• 2 tablespoons of Whipped Cream (the dog)
• 7 cups of relationships to family, friends, and boys
• 3 cups of love
• 4 tablespoons of cynicism
• 1 teaspoon of naivete
• 3 teaspoons of shyness
• 4 tablespoons of Chemical X
• 4 tablespoons of Venezuela and Croatia
• 1 lock of hair
• 3 and one article of magazines and catalogs of clothes
• 1 cup chocolate
• 7 cups weirdness
• 4 1/2 cups of procrastination
• 6 cups of good music
• 1 tablespoon dorkiness
• 1 library full of books

Directions:

Pre-heat oven to Fahrenheit 451 degrees. Put all the ingredients except for cynicism and 1 cup of tears in a bowl and mix thoroughly. Pour in cupcake pan and put in the oven for 13 years. Take it out and add the cynicism and the other cup of tears. Put in the oven for 4 more years then let it out to cool. Cool until it’s too cool for school (or a pale-ish skin). Serve immediately after done. Serves about every person.