Men: If you're ugly as shit or think you are, here's a tip - Be hilarious. I don't care if you are the nastiest motherfucker out there, if you can make a girl laugh (real laugh not fake) she will sleep with you. In a heart beat. Why? I don't know. But speaking as a female, I am just the same. Make me laugh constantly and I am yours!
Girls, unfortunately, don't have this luxury. I'm pretty sure Rosie O' Donnell and Oprah Winfrey are hilarious (at some point or another...), but you know they're always the one you "kill" while playing Screw, Marry, Kill. Guys SAY that they want a funny girl but if they're hideous? I'm sorry but you will never get laid. Or asked out. Because guys will take funny only to a certain extent.
Look at sitcoms and comedy! The big, fat funny guy somehow ends up with the jaw-droppingly hot chick. It's never the other way around! Why do you think Kevin James and Adam Sandler still have careers?! Because they bank on the funny (though, um, everything they've done of late is anything but funny).
So, guys. Take some stand up lessons. Girls: Hit the gym.
Yaaaaay double standards!
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