Pros and Cons of Turning 18

Pros:

• Can vote
• Can sign any documents without a parent or guardian
• Can make legal decisions of your own
• Can go to TV show tapings and concerts and a lot of clubs 
• Can DEFINITELY go to any movie (I'm looking at you, NC-17)
• Can open a credit card
• Can legally buy a cigarette
• Can legally buy porn! (That exclamation mark seemed necessary for some reason)
• Can like older guys and have it not be creepy!
• Don't have to have a parent or guardian around for official business. 
• Can oder shit online or from TV
• Can get legally married if I want
• No need for parental consent, y'all!
• Can buy my own house/apartment and live on my own
• Can buy lotto tickets
• Can get a tattoo

Cons:

• Taxes
• Legally charged as an adult if arrested
• Jury duty
• Creepy older guys can legally hit on me
• Need to start lying about my age
• Can work all day and all night on set
• Might have to start being responsible for younger siblings
• Harder to make excuses for not doing chores/being irresponsible 
• It'll look weirder and weirder when I order from the kid's meal
• Could potentially get tricked into getting married via clever scheme
• Parents can totally kick me out at any time
• Can easily get addicted to lotto tickets now
• I now have a higher probability of getting killed if I ever get a tattoo with out my mom knowing