Pros and Cons of Turning 18

Pros:

• Can vote
• Can sign any documents without a parent or guardian
• Can make legal decisions of your own
• Can go to TV show tapings and concerts and a lot of clubs 
• Can DEFINITELY go to any movie (I'm looking at you, NC-17)
• Can open a credit card
• Can legally buy a cigarette
• Can legally buy porn! (That exclamation mark seemed necessary for some reason)
• Can like older guys and have it not be creepy!
• Don't have to have a parent or guardian around for official business. 
• Can oder shit online or from TV
• Can get legally married if I want
• No need for parental consent, y'all!
• Can buy my own house/apartment and live on my own
• Can buy lotto tickets
• Can get a tattoo

Cons:

• Taxes
• Legally charged as an adult if arrested
• Jury duty
• Creepy older guys can legally hit on me
• Need to start lying about my age
• Can work all day and all night on set
• Might have to start being responsible for younger siblings
• Harder to make excuses for not doing chores/being irresponsible 
• It'll look weirder and weirder when I order from the kid's meal
• Could potentially get tricked into getting married via clever scheme
• Parents can totally kick me out at any time
• Can easily get addicted to lotto tickets now
• I now have a higher probability of getting killed if I ever get a tattoo with out my mom knowing 

Sweet As Whole

A little info before I post lyrics to this song and the YouTube link. OK, I LOVE Sara Bareilles. Seriously adore her. When I grow up, I want to be just like her. I aspire to write just liker her and be as eloquent and awesome at saying "Fuck you" just like her. I also love the way she has the balls to write songs like what is posted below and present them to her label. Better yet, I love how they let her put it on her EP. Fingers crossed that this is what the music industry is progressing towards. Now, enjoy.

Song with Lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_xziCO1Is

Sweet As Whole - Sara Bareilles

Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
And I’ll talk of ponies and rainbows and things
And I’m just who you want me to be
Like most creatures down here on the ground
I’m composed of the elements moving around
But I grow and change and I shift and I switch
And it turns out I’m actually kind of a bitch
But that only happens when I get provoked
By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
That mean songs are still better than going postal

That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a bitch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

And so I surprised you with some of my words
And I know that surprises, while fine, still can hurt
Whatever. I hate to think I have ruined the day
You’re the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
But I’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways
You’re a toxin wasting perfectly good space
And I say what I think
‘Cause it’s more economic than drugs or a drink

That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a bitch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

And I won’t let him in
Under my skin
He’s a sad sack of shit
It’s pathetic
Just a festering sore
That will never be more than that
If I don’t let him

That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a bitch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

So much stuff to blog about!

Too bad I'm too lazy to do it all.

Or maybe I'm not?

Maybe I should just bullet point.

This was probably people's first reaction to flushing toilets.

"Wait, so you expect me to take off my trousers and undergarments and sit stark naked on this chair with a hole in it and do my business? Then, somehow after i'm done, all of the feces will just magically disappear at the touch of a button? You're raving mad."